GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And